Only works if you're a person in a GTA game, or a movie. Otherwise "Yousa in BIG DOODOO" as the gungan militia man said.
Camel spit machine gun as a sentry scout cannon for the monkey trebuchet.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.