Well then, I guess poor Leia wouldn't have been scoundreled, and it would have been Luke instead.
(Capt. Jack: You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life.
(Luke: I happen to like nice men.
(Capt. Jack: *moves in closer* I'm a nice man.
(Luke: No you're not. You're
Yeah, you know what comes after that.
What if Obi-Wan was like that old crippled dude who has a secret crush on Chris Griffin in Family Guy?