He'd be dead by now of some other reason...probably old age and green fir... :\
What if there were a 3 way tag team BYW hardcore match between Lloyd Christmas & Harry Dunn, Beavis & Butt-Head, Cheech & Chong?
"I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating."
"Ugh. you give me hives."
"It's Tee-revor time!!!"