I'd have to have fairly moderate weighing stuff that is not fragile. >=^}
What if bruce lee faced mace windu? (Hint: trick question, only those would get it who have read about Vaapad AND seen brucie's early videos with slow 30fps cameras)
"I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating."
"Ugh. you give me hives."
"It's Tee-revor time!!!"