First of all, are you upgrading from Vista or XP?
I suspect that you're just going to have to back up everything and do a clean install. This would be the better route in the long run, anyway.
"They should rename the team to the Washington Government Sucks. Put Obama on the helmet. Line the entire walls of the stadium with the actual text of the ACA.
Fix their home team score on the board to the debt clock, they can win every game 17,000,000,000,000 to 24. Losing team gets taxed by the IRS 100%, then droned."