Not scary. I'd just fire him...literally...
Waking up realizing you have just taken over mantle of sexor of moms, and that the title included sexing up that redneck bag lady. Which you already have and are now infected with all the nasty afflicitons and whatnot.
We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!
"I cant see S***! --YOU GO TO HELL!" --Tourettes guy