That would freak me out at first but not scare me. Then I'd pull out my ultrabright laser and tell him if he valued his eyesight, he'll disable the detonator control.
Finding out your best friend just got a sex change.
We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!
"I cant see S***! --YOU GO TO HELL!" --Tourettes guy