^ You've got a vivid imagination. What's Revan's Planet, though?
Anyone feeling like a KOTOR/II reboot wouldn't hurt? I love the games to death, but the gameplay isn't aging well and I often find the non-talky parts of both games slightly... unengaging (is that a word?).
Better yet, Star Wars games (and KOTOR in particular) are well-suited to episodic content, though KOTOR's engine is not.