[Det. Bart Lasiter]

Originally Posted by Pie™

I beg to differ.



I don't tend to say "dildos" a lot though.


Now will you excuse me, I have a neckbeard to grow.

also come back when you have met Abbath

yeah, whatevs, come back when you're in a jazz ensemble with a dude who plays death metal on his mother****in' tenor saxophone, brotini. i'm literally so metal i've sweep picked a charlie parker song

also get a gibson explorer, even if you can't play it it will make the look