Originally Posted by The Betrayer
Some weird girl? You do realize how important to Star Wars Barriss Offee is, right?
The padawan of a female jedi master who gets a total of 10 seconds of screen time in the PT, but who just so happens to have a ridiculously detailed backstory, like every other extra in the movies?
"They should rename the team to the Washington Government Sucks. Put Obama on the helmet. Line the entire walls of the stadium with the actual text of the ACA.
Fix their home team score on the board to the debt clock, they can win every game 17,000,000,000,000 to 24. Losing team gets taxed by the IRS 100%, then droned."