We need them to be, like, Kasumi of DOA style or something. Or Rangiku of Bleach.
While we're at it in production, we also need some guy in an ape suit to rob a doughnut hut.
We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!
"I cant see S***! --YOU GO TO HELL!" --Tourettes guy