^^^Every 100 years or so he has gotten his arse kicked by a Belmont or someone similar in the CV universe. He may eventually have claimed them all, but not successfully at first.
The wisest thing he did, of course, was breaking the pact with Count Dracula.
Originally Posted by Alkonium
^If he has manners, and if the waiter's dead already, go ahead.
Well, that joke was during an era where waitresses weren't all that common...I'm sure he would have said waitress if gender roles were, then, what they are now. I'd prefer a waitress.