^^^Unfortunately Morey was the joke machine...I don't think I'm all that funny.
Ok, I'll give it a go...
What happened to the lady who got run into by a lawnmower? "Disaster."
Get it? "Dis-assed-her"
"I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating."
"Ugh. you give me hives."
"It's Tee-revor time!!!"