Dear World Cup people,
Please turn off that incessant buzzing sound that seems to be present at every single game thus far. In the interests of giving equal time to this obscure fringe sport called soccer, I have tuned in to a number of games, only to turn the TV off five minutes into watching because I can't stand the noise produced by what seems to be a giant swarm of very, very angry bees. It is most disconcerting and is curtailing my attempted enjoyment and understanding of
this bogus sport in which players can't use their hands, wtf soccer. If no one is able to comply, I will be forced to assume that it is a sport reserved for the deaf and/or apiarists.
Thank you for your attention.