^^^I lol'd. Californian here.
Yeah, I wasn't really receiving this as anything but comedy. I actually first came across it as ELawshea's shock news stories channel on youtube. I go to him when I need a good laugh or a WTF?! moment.
We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!
"I cant see S***! --YOU GO TO HELL!" --Tourettes guy