Originally Posted by qui_gon_glenn
Kobe couldn't tie Michael Jordan's baby shoes.
Kobe could never fit in a Hane's T-shirt.
Kobe will never be measured by any real (non-Laker) basketball fan as anything more than a talented imp. Jordan was THE ENTIRE SHOW.
I'm pretty sure someday he will. They even mentioned something about Kobe being the best player currently.
"I've barely eaten anything for many decades now. It feels like my stomach shriveled into my back........though i don't have a stomach or back because i'm a skeleton! Yohohohoho! SKULL JOKE!"
"My eyes have never seen such a pretty woman! But i'm a skeleton so my eyes don't see much."