Originally Posted by Astor
I've just been fired from my job at Pepsi.
I tested positive for Coke.
New Word Definitions
1. Bozone (n.):
The substance surrounding a stupid person that stops bright ideas from penetrating.
2. Foreploy (v):
Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.
3. Cashtration (n.):
The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
4. Giraffiti (n):
Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
5. Sarchasm (n):
The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.
6. Inoculatte (v):
To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
7. Hipatitis (n):
8. Osteopornosis (n):
A degenerate disease.
9. Karmageddon (n):
its like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer.
10 Decafalon (n.):
The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
11. Glibido (v):
All talk and no action.
12. Dopeler effect (n):
The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
13. Arachnoleptic fit (n.):
The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.
14. Beelzebug (n.):
Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.
15. Caterpallor (n.):
The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.