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Old 07-16-2010, 10:57 AM   #2
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You want a funny dismemberment story, Sithy? I have the best one of the decade! On JA's Korriban level, I was charged by two Cultists. One wielded a lightsaber, the other just Force powers. The lightsaber one taunted me by levitating his saber and spinning it around. The force-using Cultist ran at me trying to cook me with Lightning, but I activated the second blade on my double-saber, slashed him, force gripped his dead body, and threw it off a cliff. A sliced off the arm of the other one, kicked him in the face, and gave him the same treatment!
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