That would be horrifying. I've read those 4chan doujins that pop up from time to time...that usually doesn't end very well. Even if nobody takes advantage of you, you'd still be too weird-ed out to live a normal life. At least I would be.
Nearly getting hit by an ambulance all of a sudden.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.