The first one is definitely a more appropriate ride for the Panzer Pope™.
@topic: Yeah, I'm surprised that they hadn't come up with a use for super-strong glass until nearly fifty years after its invention.
"They should rename the team to the Washington Government Sucks. Put Obama on the helmet. Line the entire walls of the stadium with the actual text of the ACA.
Fix their home team score on the board to the debt clock, they can win every game 17,000,000,000,000 to 24. Losing team gets taxed by the IRS 100%, then droned."