Lol! That reminds me of something...I always seem to come across a lot of 20 something year olds in real life with a similar type of mentality "I'm old" or "Man! I hope I'm not the oldest one here" etc.
But then I tell them how old I am and they get that deer caught in a headlight look
.....while at the same time saying: "Wooooooooooow...your old dude!
Anyway, welcome to LF, JediExile. (cool name btw)