I see it this way:
When you go to the bank to get a loan, they're going to ask you what the money's for. You're going to be far more likely to get the loan if your answer is along the lines of "food and other essentials" than you would if it was "hookers and blow".
"They should rename the team to the Washington Government Sucks. Put Obama on the helmet. Line the entire walls of the stadium with the actual text of the ACA.
Fix their home team score on the board to the debt clock, they can win every game 17,000,000,000,000 to 24. Losing team gets taxed by the IRS 100%, then droned."