I don't have a coworker except my boss...lemt me see...going back to 2005 where I was remotely in a work sitch like that.......Good idea, that guy was a douchenozzle.
Smoking crap, just like smoking crack.
"I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating."
"Ugh. you give me hives."
"It's Tee-revor time!!!"