Neutral: I can see why sometimes you'd want to do that, other times it's more fun having a vicious little "doorbell" with enough command presence to chase off a black bear.
@ alk:good idea: their products (disappointingly enough for me as a Mac fan once upon a time) are just like their current batch of customers, overpriced and vapid.
Buying a hitachi angle grinder for its power, reliability, ergonomic design, and its aesthetics.
"I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating."
"Ugh. you give me hives."
"It's Tee-revor time!!!"