Odd and impractical idea: good or bad depending on just what climate you live in and what type of wood as well as a number of other factors...and whatever your end goal...
Using liquefied dung as a window cleaner...on a house or car of a moronic celebrity.
"I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating."
"Ugh. you give me hives."
"It's Tee-revor time!!!"