Odd idea, I'd like to try it but am unsure how to do it even half successfully, though chess is a fairly easygoing game, as Spike on cowboy bebop can attest.
Using a battery operated electrical flyswatter in a moist garden with a 'mist' watering system.
We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!
"I cant see S***! --YOU GO TO HELL!" --Tourettes guy