Trick them into doing all sorts of stupid silly things and take a video of it, then find someone to post it up on youtube for the lulz.
What would you do with a seafoam green monster truck and a bunch of canisters of oil slick?
We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!
"I cant see S***! --YOU GO TO HELL!" --Tourettes guy