I'd paradox our entire existence because I couldn't believe nobody thought of a more maniacal insidious way to bring harm to the masses.
What would you do with yourself if Dr. Who and Rush were both bought up by MSNBC and put in the "bottom drawer" (a term those in the entertainment biz refer to as far, far away and gone) never to see the light of day again?
"I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating."
"Ugh. you give me hives."
"It's Tee-revor time!!!"