Bad idea. You ever seen those Jack's Links beef jerky commercials?
Taking a bunch of 'woof'* and making an explosive abominable woof man.
A term I am trying to get to catch on "leaving a woof" that is an alternative for the term "taking a crap". Woof is another word for excrement.
"I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating."
"Ugh. you give me hives."
"It's Tee-revor time!!!"