Bad idea. You ever seen those Jack's Links beef jerky commercials?
Taking a bunch of 'woof'* and making an explosive abominable woof man.
A term I am trying to get to catch on "leaving a woof" that is an alternative for the term "taking a crap". Woof is another word for excrement.
We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!
"I cant see S***! --YOU GO TO HELL!" --Tourettes guy