Nah, too unoriginal, people try that all the time.
Don't get me some bondage gear, some stocks and some feathers. I'm determined to teach Crimson Viper not to eat my twizzlers in a way that won't make her laugh so hard she wets herself.
We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!
"I cant see S***! --YOU GO TO HELL!" --Tourettes guy