Nah, too unoriginal, people try that all the time.
Don't get me some bondage gear, some stocks and some feathers. I'm determined to teach Crimson Viper not to eat my twizzlers in a way that won't make her laugh so hard she wets herself.
"I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating."
"Ugh. you give me hives."
"It's Tee-revor time!!!"