Those joystick people should be ashamed of themselves!! *Kidding*
Well, that's not filling me with hope... I wanted you to fill me with hope! Why wouldn't you bring me some hope instead of his sour tasting realism?? Does this mean there's no hope of finding an emulator for a joystick? I took a look around, but all the emulators that came up were ones used to make your joystick replace your mouse and keys, and not the other way around.