Neutral idea: unknown consequences. More than likely you'd just be wasting energy to produce a coherent beam hitting no target and that would ultimately entropy anyways.
Recording the screaming from the guy on "worlds loudest orgasm" and dubbing it into a home made cartoon of some guy taking a constipated $%#@ that is now a PG-13 appropriate youtube video.
Love me, I win.
Hate me, I win.
Ignore me, I've got exactly what I wanted.
Love me or hate me, you're still thinking of me either way.