Neutral idea: unknown consequences. More than likely you'd just be wasting energy to produce a coherent beam hitting no target and that would ultimately entropy anyways.
Recording the screaming from the guy on "worlds loudest orgasm" and dubbing it into a home made cartoon of some guy taking a constipated $%#@ that is now a PG-13 appropriate youtube video.
"I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating."
"Ugh. you give me hives."
"It's Tee-revor time!!!"