Excellent idea: We need our fashionable threads to wear to be more organic--sh what a better way to promote organic wear than the meat of that which was once living.
Presenting bestiality as a "loving" alternative to spaying and neutering at a PETA conference.
"I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating."
"Ugh. you give me hives."
"It's Tee-revor time!!!"