The jelly bean looks like a vague female face. It could be compared to anyone. I'm bitter because I need to fly over to the UK just before the wedding, and it's making things more expensive for me.
Also, I can't bring myself to care about a group of people who get to live the high life on taxpayer money, without needing to do much of value to anyone, just because a very long time ago, one of their ancestors was better than most at killing dudes and marrying his cousins. The only royal I can have any degree of respect for is Prince Harry. He actually tried to really do something for his country.
Even though I don't care about hollywood-type celebs and their weddings either, at least I'm not forced to finance them, they provide entertainment products, and there's a higher chance that serious hotness will be involved.
--Too Dumb to Quit--