Granted, somebody cures your insomnia. Unfortunately that cure involved an (incredibly hot) orgy with a few of the others carrying STDs, and it it only lasts one night. On top of being back to insomnia now having added pleasure of scabies, crabs, and gonorrhea, your lover finds out and decidedly becomes the jealous type and leaves you in the most humiliating way you can think of.
I wish I had a funny alarm clock that played a custom made mp3 sound file of the "sparta raid ventrillo" video and played it so loud everyone in the neighborhood could hear it. It goes like this: Lloyd: "Hey...Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?" Leonidas: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!"
"I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating."
"Ugh. you give me hives."
"It's Tee-revor time!!!"