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Old 04-18-2011, 12:00 AM   #2107
Darth Avlectus
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Current Game: Poisoning pigeons in the park.
Granted, somebody cures your insomnia. Unfortunately that cure involved an (incredibly hot) orgy with a few of the others carrying STDs, and it it only lasts one night. On top of being back to insomnia now having added pleasure of scabies, crabs, and gonorrhea, your lover finds out and decidedly becomes the jealous type and leaves you in the most humiliating way you can think of.

I wish I had a funny alarm clock that played a custom made mp3 sound file of the "sparta raid ventrillo" video and played it so loud everyone in the neighborhood could hear it. It goes like this: Lloyd: "Hey...Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?" Leonidas: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHH!"

We'll murder them all, amid laughter and merriment...except for the few we take home to experiment!

"I cant see S***! --YOU GO TO HELL!" --Tourettes guy
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