You Know You're Too Hi-Tech If ...
-- You haven't played solitaire with a real deck of cards in years.
-- You have a list of 14 Adventure Games
to read to your family of 3.
--You call your son's beeper to let him know that it is time to eat. He emails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"
-- Your daughter sells her soul
via her web site.
-- You chat several times a day with someone from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor yet this year.
-- Your daughter just bought a single CD of all the records your college roommate used to play.
-- Your grandmother clogs up your favourite website
with comments about how her grandchild is a ****
-- You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.
-- The concept of using real money instead Mojo Dollars™
to make a purchase is foreign to you.
-- You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.
-- Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have email addresses.
-- You hear most of your jokes via some website
instead of in person.
-- You've printed this out and are reading it in the "library."
I would like to conclude by saying that if I make any more posts of this nature, I will be banned for being an advertisement whore.