You Know You're Too Hi-Tech If ... you use quite an interesting concept as a means to spam people.
Incidentally, how do you 'call your son's beeper'? What is that? Like a hospital style pager system? Or maybe the apostrophe is a mistake, and you're naming all your sons Beeper?
Not sure why there's sarcastic inverted commas around "library" either. Or why anyone would print that post of, let alone how that would make them high-tech?
yeah! I'm taking it to the man!