Corsair's Catfish recipe:
1: Have three shots of vodka.
2: Point at a random item on the menu.
3: Eat it.
4: Realize you just ate something called a catfish.
5: Have apocalyptic vomits as you contemplate that the creature spent it's life marinating in what basically amounts to a communal bathhouse where you don't get thrown out for having sex or taking a leak.
6: Open a bottle of whiskey.
7: Drink while staring at a loaded revolver.