Jag Bralor's Fishcat recipe:
1) Feed house cat (preferably Tabby, but other breeds work as well) large amounts of tuna.
2) Marinate in fish oil and vodka overnight.
3) Roast Fishcat at 350˚ Fahrenheit for 30 minutes.
4) Wrap in clean newspaper and enjoy in the presence of "Animal Ethicists" and "PETA Activists".