^Suddenly, he receives a phone call from the local Proctologist asking him for his yellow rubber gloves back for the next medical examination.
The Proctologist: "Damn son! Aren't ya done washing those dishes yet? I got people waiting on me here, with all kinds of ailments, coming out the ying-yang! I didn't say you could have them..just borrow them, you daggum whipper snapper! Now I need those gloves stat!"