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Old 06-14-2011, 10:20 PM   #402
Tysyacha
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THIS GAME
A rant on BioWare/EA's most current Dragon Age release
Sung to the tune of "Singin' in the Rain" by Gene Kelly


This game--it is so lame. This game--it is so lame!
An inglorious feeling: frustrated again.
I'm laughing at crowds that spawn from above.
No fun's in my heart. Oh, this game I don't love!
Fifty gold I must chase, for a quest low and base.
Its goal? Make you rich. There's a frown on my face!

Roleplaying's in vain when you're writhing in pain.
Dragon Age 2: this game--it is so lame!

This game--it is so lame. This game--it is so lame!
An inglorious feeling: frustrated again.
The tall tale of Hawke is so dull, it makes me squawk.
What's my favorite part? None! It's Varric's cheap talk.
Let the Qunari chase everyone from this place.
Gonna delete my savegames--a fifty-buck waste.

Roleplaying's in vain. It's not meant for this game.
Dragon Age 2: this game--it is so lame!
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