Your game install must be seriously borked.
OK, reinstall the game. If you're using Vista or 7, please do so according to the large-print instructions at the top of the second post
in this thread
, then go to Holowan Labs and find a savegame that approximates your game, mod the player character to your liking with KSE and go from there.
"They should rename the team to the Washington Government Sucks. Put Obama on the helmet. Line the entire walls of the stadium with the actual text of the ACA.
Fix their home team score on the board to the debt clock, they can win every game 17,000,000,000,000 to 24. Losing team gets taxed by the IRS 100%, then droned."