If I were going, I'd be taking in every cathedral, palace, castle and ruin that I could practically fit into the trip. England has some of the most fascinating architecture in the western world.
And I'd be sure to visit Burton upon Trent, where my favorite English ale is brewed.
Oh, and Big Brother will be watching you, so don't pick your nose or scratch your ass in public. SRSLY.
"They should rename the team to the Washington Government Sucks. Put Obama on the helmet. Line the entire walls of the stadium with the actual text of the ACA.
Fix their home team score on the board to the debt clock, they can win every game 17,000,000,000,000 to 24. Losing team gets taxed by the IRS 100%, then droned."