Unfortunately, I also do not know very many people, and the people I do know would not be eager to help.
It is most heinous
Guybrush: If I gave you your arm back, what would you do with it?
Murray: I’d terrorize the South Seas! I’d torture the living! I’d demolish the… er… What I meant to say was, I’d use it to pet kittens.
Guybrush: Nope. You blew it.
- Guybrush and Murray, Curse of Monkey Island