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Old 08-24-2011, 12:53 AM   #11
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Originally Posted by mimartin View Post
Groovy when you are Master of the Universe can you also do something about the idiots that get in the drive-through lane at the bank before filling out their deposit slip? Nothing drastic perhaps cutting off a finger or two?
I would like him to
a. shoot a flamethrower up the butts of people who drive slow in the fast lane and won't move over,
b. cut the balls off the people who cut you off without even using a turn signal for warning while driving 85 down the interstate, only to get off at the next exit.

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