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Old 08-24-2011, 01:31 PM   #12
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Originally Posted by Jae Onasi View Post
a. shoot a flamethrower up the butts of people who drive slow in the fast lane and won't move over.
Maybe it's just because I've had a bad drive today, but that sounds pretty reasonable to me. Though for me, it's not as much the speed itself as the speed relative to the cars to their right. Go 55, but pass people at a reasonable pace, and we're good. Go 80, but gain ground vs. the other cars at a painfully slow rate? Flamethrower time. Not up the butt though; I try to keep my violence as non-homoerotic as possible.

South Africa is ahead of the curve on this one:

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