Hey peeps, I don't ant you to panic.
You are now in the presence of the astounding, the amazing, the incredible, the incomprehensible, the intellectual, the absolutely not conceited MASTERWEAVER, Teller of tales and bard of awesomeness!
I have determined to UTILIZE MY AWESOMENESS to REBOOT THE RP BOARD! That's right. Should you wish to role play... well, I've got something going on RIGHT NOW that is worth LOOKING AT! So start posting a little more regularly, because I'm going to bring my own swarm o' friends over and YOU DON'T WANT TO DROWN IN THEM!
Also I'm a black leather robe that is capable of walking and talking of its own violation. Don't ask, I was born this way.