@jonathan7: Hey, she'll get me a suit that is virtually indestructible, yet breathes like Egyptian cotton, and is machine washable. Who could beat that?
@igyman--of course! Is there any better age?
@Astor--ooh, don't worry, once we have a few margaritas, things will improve, I'm sure.
@mimartin--it was a small cake. Honest.
@Trench--ooh, those would beat my titanium knee any day!
@adamqd, Totenkopf, beanlord56, and 90SK: thank you!
@purifier--will it keep zombies away?
Since we just bought our house, there's no big present for me this year. The house is big enough! The family got me a new winter coat (my old one from a few years ago had gotten too big so we had donated it to the Salvation Army), and they're going to take me out to dinner at Red Lobster. Shrimp, cheddar bay biscuits, nom!