Good idea so far as I'm concerned...unfortunately they dominate the media in quantity and in campaign contributions (just look at analyses of the 1996 communications act and see which networks spent the most on political contributions) and will probably shut it down.
Finding shoulder pads with vent holes to spike up (think like Legion Of Doom) for part of your own original SW costume.
"I wasn't counting cards, I was cheating."
"Ugh. you give me hives."
"It's Tee-revor time!!!"