Yes, its' that time a year again, when Q rewards himself for being a good boy all year by leaving the confines of his Fortress of Fapitude™ and heading over to his dear old friend's house for one night of live music, various (and copious) intoxicants and reckless debauchery with a random member of the opposite sex.
If you're doing something similar, have a good time, but please be safe and don't do anything stupid.
Oh, and to whom it may concern: Yeah, I lied
"They should rename the team to the Washington Government Sucks. Put Obama on the helmet. Line the entire walls of the stadium with the actual text of the ACA.
Fix their home team score on the board to the debt clock, they can win every game 17,000,000,000,000 to 24. Losing team gets taxed by the IRS 100%, then droned."